Rock Monster
Rock Monster,
A ferret as old as time but so young at sole,
His mother a strong women at her own heart,
Advancerist he was,
And the smellier the socks the more he chattered,
Through thick and thin he was as solid as stone,
Through his mother’s death to the day he died,
Rock Monster was always standing strong,
His loving kisses we loved so much and so did his buddies,
Dirty-Girl Big-Mac Bandie all cried that morning,
That morning Rock Monster said good bye for the last time,
For the oldest ferret I know I now say good night and sleep well,
And we all still love you in our hearts but Jayne needs you that morning,
So we said good night and to you hope a good morning,
To a well loved Rock Monster.